Reddit NSFW ASMR, aka r/NSFWASMR! Now here’s a subreddit on Reddit.com that I never thought I’d see. A subreddit dedicated to ASMR, but not just any kind of ASMR. Heck, if it was just regular old ASMR, I wouldn’t be writing a review about it. Instead, it’s about NSFW ASMR. That’s a huge fucking acronym and by this point in time even I have no fucking idea what it’s supposed to mean. It’s getting longer than the LGBTQAI+ bullshit that I keep hearing all over the news. Fucking feminists… Wait, what was I talking about again? Ah right, the NSFW ASMR subreddit on Reddit.com. Let’s peep this out and see what it’s all about. Who knows, it might be so interesting that I decide to become a regular user to this subreddit.
Users submit content to this subreddit
Alright, so the first thing that you need to realize is that all the posts on this and every other subreddit are submitted by users. That means that there is no guarantee that you’ll find absolute bangers every single time, but if the community does the rating the way it’s supposed to be done, you’ll be seeing some of the best content that Reddit.com has to offer. And not just the site in general, but NSFW ASMR specifically. When it comes to /r/NSFWASMR, all the content has to do with some naked chick whispering into a microphone and trying to get you to relax while also showing off her tits or some other nude body parts. Now, I have no idea how those two things go together but whatever.
I mean, think about it. When you try to relax, you’re just lying back and trying not to think about anything, right? Well, what do you think about when you’re horny and jerking yourself off? That’s right, you’re thinking of tits, asses, pretty much everything that you can see on these videos. I don’t know how anyone is supposed to relax with the sort of content that you can find on /r/NSFWASMR. I mean I like the content, it’s definitely something specific and I haven’t really seen anything like it before, but at the same time, I’m not that sure whether or not it’s worth watching for the purpose in which it was created. I guess there’s only one way to find out.
The Hot section has the best content on here
So, the best posts are always going to be on the Hot page. Alternatively, if you want to see the cream of the crop, then you should go to the Top section where you’ll see the hall of fame when /r/NSFWASMR is concerned. All of the hottest chicks are there, and they’ll be whispering some of the sexiest, but some of the most relaxing things into your ear as well. If you manage to relax without getting hyped up and hard just from watching them, then hat off to you my dude. I mean I couldn’t relax while fucking a chick, so I don’t think I’d be able to relax while jerking off as well. I guess to each their own in this case, and you can enjoy all the content /r/NSFWASMR while trying to relax to the fullest extent.
Alright, so what does Reddit.com have to do with /r/NSFWASMR. Well, if it wasn’t for the site itself, this subreddit wouldn’t even exist. So, I think that we should turn our head towards Reddit.com itself and see what kind of goodies it hides within its features, graphics and so on. It’s already safe to say that it’s a very modern and prominent site, so there is always something to do on there. And as you already know, /r/NSFWASMR is only one of the subreddits that you can stumble upon here, and there are plenty more subreddits filled with NSFW content where that came from. I think you‘ll like all of them but we’re concentrating on /r/NSFWASMR today.
Recent update to the site gave it many new features
The site itself looks really good and it goes without saying that the semi-recent upgrade in terms of graphics definitely helped this place out to become more approachable to new people. I mean, ever since the site got updated with a brand-new layout, you have many new view options such as small list, list, and even an option where you can open all media files when you scroll to them so that you don’t have to open them individually one by one. This doesn’t work that well on/r/NSFWASMR however since most of these posts are videos and none of them seem to be hosted on Reddit itself but are rather uploaded videos to other sites.
One thing that makes Reddit so damn useful are some of the features that you have on here. One of the main and most prominent things with this site is the ability to upvote and downvote posts. This is how posts on the Hot section are determined. The more upvotes a post has and the more comments it has, the higher the chances of it being at the top of the Hot section are. I think that this is a marvelous way to include the community in deciding what content hits the front page and also a great way to incentivize people to make accounts so that they can also be ones who decide which posts get shown on the Hot section.
The Rising and New sections are meant for filtering content
You’ll notice that there are two more sections on here which are meant more for people who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty. The Rising section is where you’ll find some of the posts that have gone through the initial triage with the New section but still need to prove themselves as worthy so that they can show up on the front section of /r/NSFWASMR. Yeah, it’s not easy being a post on Reddit.com if you want to make it big. So many people want to get there, and they post shit all the time and you somehow have to be the one post which makes it through and becomes the best one and one that might even end up in the Top section as well.
Luckily, /r/NSFWASMR is one of the smaller NSFW communities on Reddit.com and that means that there won’t be as many posts with which you need to compete. So, if you post something, there’s a high chance it will end up in the Hot section, as long as it’s something connected to NSFW ASMR. I mean you can’t just post whatever you want, you have to post something that the people on the /r/NSFWASMR subreddit will enjoy seeing. Think about what you’re posting before you end up being banned on here or something like that. But the fact that the community isn’t so big has some consequences as well.
With about 70 thousand users, it’s a somewhat smaller subreddit
There are just about 70 thousand users subscribed to /r/NSFWASMR and about a thousand or less are online at any time, so you can expect a lot less content in general unlike some of the more popular adult porn subreddits such as the /r/nsfw one and so on. /r/NSFWASMR is one of those subreddits that you really need to enjoy as a niche in order for it to be something that you’re going to visit often. Don’t think that /r/NSFWASMR is made for everyone, as even the community knows that there is a limited number of people who are willing to delve into this sort of sexual and adult entertainment on Reddit.com.
All in all, if you’re looking for something new on Reddit.com as far as the adult scene is concerned and you want that something to be ultra-niche and relaxing, then /r/NSFWASMR is the place for you. You’ll find so many videos on here made by hot chicks who just want to keep you relaxed by whispering to you, but I’m sure it will take some practice before you’ll be able to simply relax to that content. You’ll be getting really hard more likely so keep that in mind as you enjoy everything that this place has to offer. Check out /r/NSFWASMR on Reddit.com and see whether or not it’s the place for you by checking it out. It’s free, so there’s no reason not to peep it out!