I want to listen to girls whispering erotic sounds to stimulate my tingles and sexual triggers!
What’s the matter? You don’t want to watch ultra-crisp orgies in blistering 4k video? Shit, these days, you can strap on a VR sex helmet and get dropped directly into a teen cherry-popping porno movie, and here you are asking for some dirty talk and funny noises whispered through your headphones. Audio porno seems low-tech and old-school as hell, but on the other hand, those pricey Bose or Sennheiser cans might just be worth the investment if they can help you jack off, right? I knew AirPods had to be good for something besides looking like little plastic dicks hanging from your ears.
You came to the right place. Low-tech or not, there’s never been a better time to play with yourself to perverted audio. The rise of ASMR over the last few years has turned on millions of perverts who previously had no idea some sweet whispers, haircut noises and hi-fidelity slurping could induce static-like tingling sensations on the skin, not to mention those mind-boggling, keyboard-ruining orgasms. Take your masturbation sessions to the next level with the physical sensations and euphoria you only get from Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response porno.
What kind of ASMR porn videos and audio sex stories can I watch on these NSFW sites?
For such a new pornographic subgenre, ASMR porn has exploded in every fucking direction imaginable. YouTube was already up to 13 million SFW ASMR flicks in 2018, and Pornhub’s got nearly 20,000 of the dirty ones. While you’ll definitely find some recurring themes and evergreen favorites, there’s a pretty wide range of fapworthy audio on the list below. Goddamn, where do I even begin?
Let’s start with the stuff that might not get you fired if you’re indulging on the job. Popular skin-tingling ASMR activities including eating, whispering, and tapping fingertips. Of course, if you’re trying to drain your balls into an old gym sock, you’d probably prefer it if those girls were eating cock, whispering absolutely filthy sex fantasies, and maybe tapping some other hot sluts. The YouTube ASMR creators will hold a high-end microphone next to their face as they put on makeup. ASMR pornographers, on the other hand, will put that mic in a broad’s face as she practices her cocksucking, or between her legs as she gets her twat pounded hard.
Fans or erotic fiction and sex stories are going to fucking love hearing sexy babes read them, as you’ll find on a handful of the sites below. As much as I love cranking it to stories about some gorgeous college girl’s lesbian experiments with her roommate, it’s weird hearing the little slut speaking in my voice when I’m reading it. If you’d prefer a girl whispering sweet nothings instead of a narrative, hey, they’ve got you covered. From dirty talk to straight-up orgasm squeals, the web’s most fappable audio can be found on this list.
What are the best ASMR porn sites in 2021?
Like my other lists of the world’s best smut here at ThePornHottie, I’ve done my best to rank these by how well I think the average visitor is going to be able to beat their meat while listening to their Beats by Dre. The sites at the top have the biggest libraries and best interfaces for finding the ideal ASMR porn, whispered JOI or sex stories, so just start there if you’re in a hurry to get off before your AirPods die. Like other categories, though, your perfect porn audio site is going to be determined by what makes your dick the hardest or pussy the wettest.
If you’re new to ASMR, the big tubes are a great place to start. Even YouTube has a surprising amount of sexy talk that dances half-naked along the edges of their community guidelines. Pornhub, XVideos, SpankBang and xHamster all have rapidly growing sex ASMR sections if you want to skip right to the dirtiest stuff. I’ve also been finding a lot of those erotic tingles via the big porn aggregators like iXXX and search engines like NudeVista.
As much shit as I give Reddit for their rampant virgin neckbeardism, the hivemind is actually a pretty good source for all kinds of shit, including audio porn. The big userbase ensures constant influxes of new material in a handful of different subs. The names are pretty self-explanatory, with shit-tons of spank-worthy examples for each: r/GoneWildAudio, r/NSFWASMR, r/GoneWildAudible, and r/PillowTalkAudio.
For those of you who prefer their sexy voices telling dirty stories, you’ve got a few options. Literotica and LushStories both have audio sections to go with their voluminous erotica libraries, with kinky yarns in just about every genre you could imagine. TryQuinn is also building their own ASMR-friendly library of user-uploaded sex and romance stories, with a nice, modern interface.
ASMRFantasy was one of the very first premium ASMR porn sites, brought to you by the smut peddlers at AdultTime. As the genre grows in popularity, I have a feeling I’m going to be fleshing out this list with even more offerings from the big studios. Oh, incidentally, if big porn studios and major pornstars are a turnoff because you think they’re too fake, you should check out the OrgasmSoundLibrary. It’s a low-key marketing campaign from a big sex-toy company, but they’re building an impressive collection of real orgasm sounds.
PornHottie, are you also into binaural erotica?
To be honest, I used to get the ASMR tingles even before the phenomenon had a name. When you’re reviewing porn sites while squatting on the neighborhood coffee shop WiFi, the baristas and other customers often seem to prefer you use headphones. There’s a lot of dirty talk, heavy breathing and wet squelchy noises in the average porno, which translates into waves of pleasure traveling from my ears through my whole body to my dick. I recently tried explaining that to the local Starbucks manager, but he still said I’d be arrested if I came back.
PornHottie, who's your favorite girl for NSFW ASMR content?
You know, that’s a really tough question. The genre has really let the amateur girls shine, because any camwhore, Instathot or cosplay babe can buy a mic and start churning out their own ASMR masturbation narration, kinky JOI or sensual haircut videos. I’m a sucker for a social media slut with a breathy voice, a dirty mind and a double-ended dildo. Oops, I meant to say “a double-ended binaural microphone,” but honestly, I hope she has both and knows how to use them at the same time. Emanuelly Raquel is a good example, as she never fails to make my dick hard and my skin feel electric.
PornHottie, let's go! I'm ready to see bitches moan like crazy and experience my first eargasm!
I know, my hotties. As clever and witty a motherfucker as I am, it ain’t exactly easy to beat off to these words I’m banging out, huh? You’d get your rocks off much easier if you were listening to a babe doing some banging, or maybe whispering about it while putting the microphone up to her slippery twat. It’s a good thing you’re here, because that’s pretty much the entire point of this list. From perverted ASMR adventures with dildos and dick-sucking to breathy-voice dirty talk to straight-up fucking the mic, you’ll find the absolute hottest audio porn and aural erotica right here.
Oh, and I’m just getting started. ASMR porn has really taken off over the last few years, and we’re definitely going to see more sites like this pop up as more people realize these sex noises will make their dicks pop up and their skin go buzz. I’ll update the list as I find worthwhile entries, so keep the page bookmarked if you always want quick and easy access to the sexiest NSFW audio.