I love funny sex bloopers, PornHottie! Can you recommend me XXX sites with free hilarious porn videos?
I dig comedy as much as anybody else, so when I get to combine my day job of rating and reviewing pornography sites with my love of laughter and sex jokes, that’s all good for me. Who doesn't love laughing with a compilation of crazy porn sites with bloopers, pics, NSFW pranks and hilarious sex movie parodies? Hey, don't forget to reply with some epic troll comments and porn memes!
With that said, behold my list of funny porno websites. You’ll love how these cool humoristic places manage to combine laughter with adult entertainment online. What you get is a view of the bizarre, odd, awkward and humiliating moments of pornstars behind the scenes. Some of it is a little on the weird side and can be shocking, but if you don’t find accidental pussy creampies, surprise facial cumshots or wrong hole anal sex (painal) funny, you’re not looking for this type of LULZ, LOL or WTF content in the first place.
You're gonna be laughing your ass off, when you see big cock erection failures, corny viagra ads, movies with guys cumming too fast (premature ejaculations), extreme ridiculous orgasms and pornstars arriving drunk, drugged or doped up on the set. I also love the Howard Stern show and his crazy sex-filled interviews with sybians! First class cringe and trolling material, baby!
What kind of weird porn fails can I expect to see? Give me some of the funniest examples, please!
Example 1: I saw a porno clip of two ebony midget clowns pounding a crazy retarded granny. The video started with an old beta male showing a piece of paper saying "I am a pathetic inferior white man, who cannot satisfy my wife sexually, so she has sex with superior black men. I am caged in a chastity device and I am a slave to all black men who fuck my wife. I proudly serve my black master and worship his superior cock and seed!" After that you saw her old man hubby holding her hand shouting "Cum in that fucking pussy!" and "Breed that bitch, niggers! Make her pregnant!" next to her.
Man, I thought that bald cuckold and racist motherfucker was going to get a heart attack! The wife begged and moaned "Please, cum inside me! I want a black baby!". Once those 2 dwarfs emptied their ballsack in her unprotected gaping loose hole, he started to lick her fertile vagina clean like a real submissive cuck.
Yes, you sick fucks can mail me for the link, if this sounds like instant boner material and I already made your dick precum a little bit, so you can finish!
Example 2: YouTube star Vitaly Zdorovetskiy a.k.a. prankster VitalyzdTv was broke as fuck when he was 18 years old, so he did a threesome XXX shoot (MMF) with pornstar Diamond Kitty for BangBros Bang Bus. Fuckboy was so nervous (or gay) that he was unable to get an erection. He kept jerking that schlong desperately, but failed, since pussy probably isn't his thing and then looked at the camera guy saying the legendary sentence "I can't get hard!".
Link: eFukt (Vitaly does Bang Bus!)
Example 3: This humorous video takes us back to the vintage pornography days of the 90's and starts off with a bald douchebag that looks like that dude from the "Mr. Clean" cleaning products giving an introductory of what we're about to witness. He leads us into a building of what looks as the back entrance of a gay glory hole bar. Unfortunately, for you fucking homos that already started drooling thinking of a sausage fest party, we see some kind of freak sitting on a chair showing off the mother of all hairy pussies AKA "pusszilla". This is something that you normally only see in a shitty B-horror movie, but I joke you not, this thing is real, alive, horny and ready for dick!
The typical gay 90's porno movie music starts playing in the background and the female freak starts moaning the cheesy dirty talk lines that would make film director Harvey Weinstein nominate her for an Oscar such as "Fuck that pussy!" and "Oh yeah, make me cum!". Are you fucking serious? Not even Ron Jeremy, Chuck Norris or a damn horse dick on steroids would make that thing "cum" in a million years! Since Mr. Clean's dick ain't doing the trick, he decides to start munching on "clitaroid" as his life depends on it and the Chewbacca muff starts squirting fucking jizz all over the place like it had been used as a cum dumpster in a previous pornography shoot. Jesus, dude, how much did they pay you for this?
But, wait, there's more!? Just, as I thought that I've seen it all, it turns into a David Copperfield magic "fisting" show. Baldy inserts his full fist, a water bottle, and his own giant bald head into her "grand canyon"! What...The...Actual...Fuck??? Is this what they call Oedipus' mommy complex? It looks like that damn "Kuato" birth scene from Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall! Rumors say that the Mexican cartels hired this chick to smuggle drugs over the American border, after seeing this scene. Hell, she's probably the reason why Trump wants to build "The Wall". He already has enough pornstars suing him for his sexual escapades!
Link: eFukt (The biggest pussy ever!)
PornHottie, you're the fucking man! I can't wait to show some funny porn videos to my friends!
Well, what are you waiting for, punk? Head on over to one of these funny porno sites on my list today and tickle yourself with masturbation material that’s part adult humor, part sexual, part porno fail, part porn parody and part humiliation! If you had a bad day at work or your wife is having a fucking "headache" again, then my collection or compilation of sites are going to put a smile on your face!
Check out some famous gifs, popular pictures and epic cringy videos like "Prolapse Girl" (watch DAT gape!), "Eel Soup", "Meatspin" (how many spins can you last?), "Goatse Girl" and "2 Guys 1 Stump".